We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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