They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I need a hoe opinion
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I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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