i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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