I want you more than these girls want KFC
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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