Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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