Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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