Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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