I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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