My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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