you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?