Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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