yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.