I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.