you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???