if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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