More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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