Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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