I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he shaved USA in his pubs
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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