I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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