oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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