So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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