Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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