I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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