a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You ate ashes out of my bong
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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