I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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