yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off