Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones