Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.