Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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