You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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