I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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