don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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