I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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