Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm passing your future prison.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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