I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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