I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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