Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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