I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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