So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize