Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.