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(575): View more from New Mexico

Do you still like to have your hair pulled?

(713): View more from Texas

No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The brown eye won't let me do that either.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.

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(516): View more from New York

theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.

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(419): View more from Ohio

He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.

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(239): View more from Florida

You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not

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(828): View more from North Carolina

My liver can't handle being unemployed!

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