Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!