You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle