i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.