your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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