the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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