I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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