He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You can't just leave with hair like that
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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