Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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