Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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