there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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