took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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