I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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