You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it was like eating out sand paper
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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