ADVERTISEMENT

• (914): View more from New York

  he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.

  Fav 5 3762 745

  share tweet
  

• (313): View more from Michigan

  then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito

  Fav 33 5078 956

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.

  Fav 8 5941 1561

  share tweet
  

• (612): View more from Minnesota

  If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.

  Fav 13 4865 1726

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.

  Fav 19 4742 1739

  share tweet
  

• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!

  Fav 20 6869 1313

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (303): View more from Colorado

  Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.

  Fav 3 2045 836

  share tweet
  

• (404): View more from Georgia

  I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.

  Fav 12 2183 832

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!

  Fav 11 1415 1074

  share tweet
  
• 

  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?

  Fav 21 2060 1059

  share tweet
  

• (831): View more from California

  I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"

  Fav 2 793 535

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (914): View more from New York

  All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point

  Fav 6 925 751

  share tweet
  

• (805): View more from California

  I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.

  Fav 3 985 698

  share tweet
  

• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?

  Fav 2 553 602

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (479): View more from Arkansas

  My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth

  Fav 3 193 415

  share tweet
  

Randomize