Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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