i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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