So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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