All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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